Just For Fun

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU DIDN'T DO AS WELL

AS YOU THOUGHT IN THE LAST

DANCE WITH A STRANGER COMPETITION

10. The shoe lady discontinues the style of shoe you dance in.

9. The person who promised to compete with you is standing on a nearby motoraway playing chicken with the lorries.

8. The very worst dancer in the world says you were the only contestant on the beat.

7. The maintenance crew has to repair the floor where you danced.

6. Your partner's spouse gives you a hug and kisses you on both cheeks.

5. Forty minutes have passed and your partner still hasn't come out of the bathroom.

4. You wonder if the noise coming from the judges' area is snoring.

3. After your dance, people point and laugh at whoever is standing behind you; BUT when you turn around, there's no one there.

2. You would have preferred dancing to “Baby Work Out” then learned that you had.

And the number one reason:

1. Pieces of your partner's dress are still in your hand.

Made me laugh, Jim