Valentines - Chat up lines for fun

This is just for fun, but thought you should know...
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
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Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stress! ed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

OMG..... I've got to try this one...hehehehe. Oooops, I mean try it on Nicky!
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lick ur finger-touch ur choosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help u out of those wet clothes?
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home
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Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine
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walk up to someone at the bar, if you or they have ice cubes in their glass, put your hand in grab the ice cube and place in front of them, when they are watching you smash the ice on the bar, then simply say......."Now that I have broken the ice, would you like a drink?" works every time!
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"You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"
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"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".
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Do you know any more?

Jim x Happy Valentines all xxx